2007 | DVD film: 2 minutes

A darkly dysphemistic version of the cursed video from "The Ring" films: a cinematic metaphor featuring tantric farting, a menacing 'turtle's head', and endeavouring to remove the remnants of a 'dirty sanchez'. In the physical video installation of this work Ford attacks the viewers' senses with the replicated stench of his own rancid farts.